Shiisa's random findings

captain-suteki:

punchingvriskastaco:

once-ler-in-chief:

trubbishie:

hamburgerking:

nine-one-fun:

BARBIE, WHY THE FUCK IS THAT WINDOW THERE? A GOLF BALL CAN FLY THROUGH THAT AND HIT YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TOILET BARBIE THE TOILET SEAT IS UP YOU COULD FALL IN AND DIE

TELL ME, BARBIE, WHAT IS /WRONG/ WITH THIS PICTURE. YOU’RE LETTING YOUR KITTEN PLAY WITH A SPONGE. TELL ME, WHERE HAS THAT SPONGE BEEN?????? IT COULD HAVE ALL KINDS OF GERMS OR SOAP THAT COULD GET IT SICK, GOD DAMMIT BARBIE.

BARBIE. YOU ARE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT, YOU REALIZE!? ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT WINE BOTTLES ARE RECYCLABLE. I BET THAT’S A FUCKING BOX NEXT TO IT TOO. DON’T PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH CAN, BARBIE

BARBIE YOU KNOW AT LEAST YOU’D HAVE THE SENSE TO KEEP YOUR KITTEN INSIDE. THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE. I’M FUCKING CALLING THE POLICE YOU WORTHLESS SHIT.

BARBIE, YOU FUCKING BUM. WHY DOESN’T YOUR FUCKING SHOWER HAVE A CURTAIN. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET PEOPLE PEEPING ON YOU? WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?

(via yveiltal)